Here is the thing, I am all for fashion.
I am also a complete brand whore.
But even I have to draw the line somewhere.
Normally when I get my line drawing pen out, it’s sour grapes over the latest “in” fashion not being aimed at an old man like me, or a line of clothes that will never, ever fit my “husky” frame. But occasionally (ever so occasionally) it happens due to good taste. Or that my taste is not bad enough.
Either way, this is one of those times. I can’t even start to begin to wonder about complaining about what is wrong with these LOVA Trouser Shorts. I can’t. I am not even going to in-line a picture of them because that would involve looking at them again just to load the image, and every time I load my own site I would be faced with the depraved, rank horribleness which would surely result in me never, ever coming back here.
You might think that is a good thing.
You might be right.
But fuck you. Seriously, I paid for the domain. I paid for the hosting. I can do what I like. No, no, no, I’m sorry, please don’t go. I don’t mean to be so grumpy, it’s just that those shorts make me want to punch someone in the head over and over and over again until all that is left is a fine paste of face covering my fists.
And that shit is hard to clean off. Apparently.
Husky, you say? Yes, I think you would be marvelous at pulling sleds.
It has very little to do with your age – stop pretending you are old. It has to do with your taste, but you don’t have to worry about it because they will be popular, and worn with out fluro shirt abandon.
So as in other posts about blond tipped fluro shirt wearing twentysomthingers you will get to pay out the whole person, and you do enjoy a good whine, so it is something to look forward to! savor someone else’s *cough* taste in clothes as a moment of self gratification in your own taste.
btw I doubt strongly you would ever punch someone’s face to a pulp. unless it was a very little someone, and they tried to ban the interweb or something other…