Ever wanted to pretend you are Robert De Niro but can’t stand the smell of semen on taxi seat vinyl? Well, now you have an alternative. Via the magic of the Internet (and a Korean translator) you can play-act as a returned Vietnam vet who aches to return to the days where the power of […]
Author: threeze
I Can See You, Can You See Me?
Aposematism is about, and I am nicking this from Wikipedia, the warning markings that bumblebees and the like have. So, because of this, we associate certain colours (black, yellow and orange) in a particular way and it gets used on all sorts of warning signs to try and keep us safe from harm. So, this […]
Down, down, down.
If they ever make another theatrical Revenge of the Nerds film or, fuck it, they just remake the first film (which I am sure is happening as I type this although, shockingly, a quick check of the IMDb seems to suggest it isn’t), they should ditch that “One Foot In Front of the Other” song […]
It’s something mysterious.
Years ago, in 2006 to be precise, I made a general statement that 1986 was the single greatest year for movies and music. And I still believe it. So I am going to post the list that I created in ’06 to prove that ’86 was the best. And here it is. Right here. Wait, […]
I’m feeling pretty damn hard done by.
I have a terrible confession. I am in love. Completely head over heals in love. That in itself is not terrible, but what is terrible is it that I haven’t told the subject of my affections how I feel about her (and yes, she is a girl, a real-life human female). I love Lily Allen. […]
This is what the world is for.
A friend online acquaintance I met through a friend who I met via a website that is a figment of my imagination asked if she should go see MGMT when they tour where she is. I said no. Now, this online acquaintance is a very pretty young thing.  A wonderful, youthful spring flower of a bud of a […]
But it’s not very clear.
Here is the thing, I am all for fashion. I am also a complete brand whore. But even I have to draw the line somewhere. Normally when I get my line drawing pen out, it’s sour grapes over the latest “in” fashion not being aimed at an old man like me, or a line of […]
All the world’s weight is on my back and I don’t even know why.
Can you keep a secret? No? Really? Oh. Okay. I won’t tell you then. No, I won’t. I could get into trouble if I told you that instead of busying myself with busy work today I learned about a new thing. And by new thing, I mean an old thing that is new to me. […]
Now five years later on, you’ve got the world at your feet.
Among my many unwise purchases are counted such things as: a modified sports car, another modified sports car with a seized engine, multiple laptop computers, an off-brand plasma TV, and a brand-new Suzuki GS500 motorbike. This one: And I love it. Lots. So much. A month or so after I got it, I was in […]
He’s so nervous, avoiding all her questions.
I have a twitter account. I have become quite addicted to it. I find it useful in stalking people, attempting to be witty and finding out what my favourite alt-models are up to. I also like that twitter is popular enough to not only be spoofed, but to be spoofed in an amusing way: I […]